Results Are In: Ramiele Is Out

Jesus and gravity, long-lost sisters and starving third-world children, Simon apologizing and Ramiele in tears....it was an Oscar-worthy dramatic evening on Idol. (Which, by the way, was NOT good for me. I've already been an inexplicably teary mess for the past few days, having my heart strings tugged on by reunited sisters and a gospel choir humming Jesus in my ear did NOT help. Why not parade handicapped children carrying puppy dogs while singing "We Are The World" across the stage while you're at it?!!)

In a castoff that shocked some (and by some I mean me), pint-sized powerhouse Ramiele Malubay was given her walking papers. True, her personality has been fading in recent weeks in terms of her on-stage performance, but can someone please explain how Ramiele was given the boot while Kristy Lee "I Have No Personality" Cook is still in the running? Those punks at Votefortheworst.com must be pimping HARD every week to keep her on the show, and apparently its working. And man, I'm not diggin' it! Seeing her survive the Bottom 3 week after week almost makes me as angry as the publicity and fascination surrounding Heidi You-Make-Me-Wanna-Staple-My-Eyelashes-To-The-Carpet Montag....it just doesn't make sense!!! If by some miracle she avoids being sent packing next week I just may lose it. Seriously. Britney's head-shaving incident will be nothing compared to the breakdown this may induce for me!!!

There seem to be a lot more tears this year on Idol than in the past. Are there some sort of special bonding rituals happening behind the scenes between contestants this year that past years weren't down with?? Are all the women just PMSing together all the time? Whats the deal??? You kids should be happy, man! Adored by millions, bound to make some cash this summer touring the nation, and an assurance that future lifetime employment in any lounge or cruise ship is only a phone call away....I'd be breakin' out The Happy Dance if I were them! But, clearly, I am not. Instead I am relegated to the confines of my living room, left to both cheer and snarl at my TV screen to mask what I'm really secretly thinking every Tuesday night at 8PM PST: I'M the real American Idol, suckas. Now will someone please escort me to my dressing room?!!!!

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